DON'T BITE

Don’t Bite the Hand Tee 
Savage humor. No apologies.

The Don’t Bite the Hand Tee pushes boundaries and buttons with a graphic that’s as bold as your attitude. Featuring a tongue-in-cheek design and unmistakable shocking message, this one’s made for the bold, the brash, and those who speak fluent sarcasm.

• Eye-catching back print with lightning bolt details

• “Don’t Bite the Hand That Fingers You” curved graphic

• Soft, high-quality cotton blend

• Athletic fit – great for gym, street, or statement wear

• Stamped with Iron & Honor for extra edge

Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
This tee isn’t for everyone—and that’s the point.

Soft enough to nap in. Tough enough to lift in.
This tee’s got the fit you want and the attitude you need. Built by our crew, pre-shrunk (because laundry happens), and tapered to make you look like you’ve been to the gym—even if you’re just there for the selfies and smoothies.

• Stupid Comfortable: Like a hug from your grandma.
• No Box Cuts: Because you’re not shaped like a cardboard box.
• Limited Graphic Edition: Loud. Proud. Some probably not mom-approved
• Material: Rugged 60/40 cotton-poly blend — soft feel, built to last
• Pre-Shrunk: Holds shape. Holds style. No surprises after wash
• Athletic Sleeves: Tapered and dialed-in — no floppy fabric here
• No-Sag Collar: Stays sharp. Won’t fold under pressure
• Tagless: Printed label — no itch, no nonsense
• Care: Wash cold, dry low. Don’t iron, don’t bleach — it’s tough, not invincible